Seinfeld Wisdom

I've really been enjoying the Seinfeld DVD's that Lisa bought me for Christmas. The bonus features are excellent, and it's nice to watch the episodes without commercial interruption. The neatest feature is called "Notes about Nothing," which are subtitles throughout each show that provide insight into the minds of the show's creators and how they developed the material. One in particular cracked me up last night.

According to Jerry, the two major favors of male friendship are:

1. The airport run
2. Helping someone move

True indeed! Perhaps he missed one: taking someone to/from a colonoscopy.